One day several weeks later, a magic lamp washes up on the shore. While out on their morning forage, the three priests find it. After some discussion, they decide to rub it.
Lo and behold, a genie appears in a puff of smoke. In exchange for his freedom, he offers them three wishes. They decided it was only fair that they could each have one wish.
The Jesuit said he wanted to teach at the world’s most famous university, and poof, he was gone!
The Dominican wished to preach in the world’s largest church, and poof, he was gone!
Then the Carthusian says, “Gee, I already got my wish!”